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The Movie Theater

by Fast Heart Mart

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1.
Tomato Plant [MTV] 03:13
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what an asshole I've become in my very own hippie beaded doorway it's a tangled mess now I can't get in please let me in look at this car that I drive compact Japanese blue collar success wouldn't that be glad give me gasoline give me more gasoline winter's coming on and there's nothing I can do to save my breezy bones from freezing through I gotta move away I'm so glad we watered our tomato plants this summer in the dessert now we have two tomatoes
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Stool Pigeon 02:29
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my life was so boring when I was married looking in my closet for my clothes hanging I was so full of woe and sorrow drove my car to walmart on my shitty days chrome plated shop cart material craving I had to go to the store, then come home unload all the plastic bags throw out the cardboard boxes protect all my belongings told my wife I's leaving as I deeply sighed going on a mission to the other side I had to go to be the ever wanderer to be the ever slumberer
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Bears Hibernate 02:33
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fall leaves so 70's they're hangin' 'round in nuclear Cosbies and Bradys are coming down onto the ground I'll hibernate in hollow caves the fireplaces make wicked faces I'll just migrate with flocks of geese the airborne hobos won't cast no shadows I'm movin' on
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Mr Rogers Died Today 04:18
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everyday a man invites me into his living room singing songs about the neighborhood where life is good and understood sweaters and shoes are changed talking only occurs behind Mr Roger's chomping smile in a pile oh shit you know it these lips won't admit it organized like a rubber maid anal and retentive like some father mom could be so calm
5.
I'm an Alien and I want to go Home [Pt. 1] 03:28
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Mother Nature with her baggy feet lives in the tree at the end of my street looking in my fridge for food to eat pickle juice, chocolate mouse She says She's tired of the human race She says She's tired of feeding their face She's the landlord, get out of her place we're evicted and ousted their guns, their knives their leaders, their lives we were living like snakes on linoleum living like fakes in a wax museum we've got monkey brains in our craniums drinkin' things and eaten' wings
6.
Lightning Bug [MTV] 04:02
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my car's empty light it shines all of the time a fire fly fell in love because she thought it was a lightning bug I was out of gas you'll never guess what happened next I explained to the poor insect that she was in love with a bible and a cord it was nothing more than a gas gauge on my dash board she told me to turn on the radio she called up her friends for an all night disco an in the morning they sacrificed their fluorescent abdomens for combustion in my engine to get me to town the point is she fell in love with an image
7.
Stripper Song [MTV] 02:21
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I met a stripper she knows desire very in tune with all the things being denied in our society of the socially unkind my heart is broken I will never love again I will not cook breakfast for my next victim we talk about it late into the night everyone's asleep as she smokes and I drink my heart is broken I will never love again I will not cook breakfast for my next victim
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Vacuum Sux 03:18
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brain material is screaming' at the things without meaning my vacuum sucks, my fan is cool my tv's bright and illogical it doesn't matter now my t shirt, is itching' it was manufactured by Chinese children it doesn't matter now the heat rises the cold sinks get in the bath 'cause this world stinks
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The Movie Theater [MTV] 03:23
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my life is so boring compared to hollywood I get excited when I'm snoring and my life's all good take me to a movie where I can stay forever with a popcorn and a soda and my lover I don't even care I don't know I'm not even scared wherever I go

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This album was recorded in two sessions at Mike "Hell" Whitten's studio "Casual Sounds" in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[MTV] = The Movie Theater Version. SOme of these songs appear on other albums as different versions etc..

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released December 3, 2003

"Fast Heart" Martin Stamper: singing, guitar, harmonica

Murdock O'Mooney: singing, drums

Gabe Bass: singing, electric bass and upright bass

Mike "Hell" Whitten: recording, mixing and mastering

Roblyn Crawford: mixing

Cover art by Roblyn Crawford

All songs written by "Fast Heart" Martin Stamper.

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